iAmused

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Below are evidences to show that I have a corpse-like-deadpan look.

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A look that looks like a walking corpse, oops, for want of a better word, a corpse because I am literally drained of my energy and vitality... ... with my work, lah... ... what were you thinking of, huh, huh?

As I unwrapped the many presents, I received ONE makeup kit as this year's gifts. The type that comes with blusher, eyeshadow, lipgloss, complete with mini brushes and a built-in compact mirror. And, nope, no mascara for me because "they" know that I DO NOT NEED a mascara. Ka Ka Ka Ka.

So, after, beautifying myself with the colours on my corpse-like face, it is time to drink the Chicken Juice, something to boost me up from inside, huh, huh?

Finally, the most amusing item on the list has to be this:

A Body Fat Analyzer (BFA) !! Umm-hmmm. Am I fat? Where? *Pinch* *Pinch*

Hmmm-mmmm