It has been a while... ...
1)“Who are you?”
“I am who I am.”
2)“Why are you here today?”
“Today is but a full stop of yesterday and a comma for tomorrow.”
3)“Where do you see yourself 5 years down the road?”
“ I see myself sitting at where you are sitting now.”
4)“What is it that attracts you to our company?”
“The very fact that there are dumb ass around like you asking dumb questions. Next, please.”
5)“How do you think you can contribute to the company?”
“Whatever it is, I will definitely do it better than you, you loser.”
6)“When can you start work?”
“I can start work the moment you put your name above that line, get it?”
1)“Who are you?”
“I am who I am.”
2)“Why are you here today?”
“Today is but a full stop of yesterday and a comma for tomorrow.”
3)“Where do you see yourself 5 years down the road?”
“ I see myself sitting at where you are sitting now.”
4)“What is it that attracts you to our company?”
“The very fact that there are dumb ass around like you asking dumb questions. Next, please.”
5)“How do you think you can contribute to the company?”
“Whatever it is, I will definitely do it better than you, you loser.”
6)“When can you start work?”
“I can start work the moment you put your name above that line, get it?”
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2 comments:
haha u just went for a job interview?
Is the PSLE marking doing something to u? You have potential to attend IMH :D
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