Alive and kicking

What an odd brand name: "Alive".

Suspicious looking, so I might as well take a photo shoot of this alive packaging.

Afterall, evidence can be easily retrieved should the people at the police station require it to handle a case of food poisoning.

I was given this alive thingy as part of sample. You see, I drink fresh milk, and this sample was tossed to me by the cashier.

What could possibly go wrong since the packaging claims that this is health food?

Once opened, the so called health food look like rocks.

Ohh, each piece is so dry and suddenly,

they have a uncanny resemblance to hamster food.

In the end, my quest to try to eat more health food and less junk food resulted in a premature death.

So I guess I will stick to my golden diet. Afterall, this diet keeps me slim and slender, and I am going to open up this secret of mine. *ding*

Breakfast: 2 peanuts

Lunch: 2 peas

Dinner: 2 grains of rice

Not forgetting, tea break: 2 sticks of carrot

Is my diet too bland for you?

Of course,

you have to take it with a pinch of salt (pardon the pun) :D