Friday, February 29, 2008

A letter for Magneto

Dear Magneto,

Do you know that two of the mutants (also known as "foreign talents") have been in the news lately?

Remember Nightcrawler? He is very talented, to the extent of hugging a SAR-21 assault rifle and transporting himself out of camp, I beg your pardon, out of Mutant's College. It is a mystery as how he managed to succeed despite "the place was guarded 24 hours".

( Am I wanted ? )

Mystique is no stranger to you. The curvy and voluptuous beauty is better skilled than Nightcrawler. 2 days ago, she escaped International Security Department (ISD) custody. Most likely, she has morphed into the form of, say, a tough Nepalese Gurhka who guarded the Whitley Road Detention Centre. She is the country's most wanted character at this moment. There is a massive hunt for her. Of course, it is no use to post a picture of the Gurhka now, as she would have easily morphed into someone else, for instance, the minister of state.

( X-Men 4 with scenes shot in Singapore ? )

[Paging for Professor Xavier].
I urgently require your assistance in cyber trekking Mystique.
I look forward to the release of X-Men 4, from real to reel, yah?

Your X-Men fan, (hugs)

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