In life, there is always a winner. One winner is not enough. Hereby, I present (1+18) winners.
1) Best board game that keeps you feeling bewildered as you play the game
Winner: Monopoly, Singapore Edition.
Instead of using 4 MRT stations to earn income, ought to have use ERP gantries instead.
2) Best place to practise bladder control kungfu
Winner: Ladies at Parco Bugis Junction.
The long queue snakes right out of the toilet into the shopping mall.
3) Best place to practise not getting a headache after all that spinning
Winner: Carpark leading to Central
The long and winding entrance up to the carpark is gruesome enough to make the weak-hearted vomit.
4) Best place to practise human squeeze human kungfu and not be knocked down by passing vehicles.
Winner: Pedestrian crossing linking Bugis Village and Parco Bugis Junction.
The huge crowd simply spills onto the road.
5) Best place to break a (high) heel
Winner: That glass door entrance of Isetan Scotts
The heavy and thick glass wall of this shopping mall is a menace.
6) Best place to train those biceps
Winner: That glass door entrance of Isetan Scotts
The heavy and thick glass wall of this shopping mall is a dumbbell in disguise.
7) Best place to hone sharp eye power
Winner: Food Republic
Try looking for a vacant seat at this forever crowded eatery is good practice for sharp eyes.
8) Best hidden interchange
Winner: Outram MRT station (interchange)
The interchange is located deep...deep...down underground. Just keep on walking la.
9) Best place to ka-chiao the customer service officers for directions AND short cuts to a particular shop
Winner: Vivo city customer service
Those ladies seem to know every possible direction and short cut in this HUGE shopping mall.
10) Best air-conditioned access to cityview, plus it is free
Winner: Level 12 onwards, The National Library
Need I say more?
11) Best place to tone those calf muscles
Winner: Kinokuniya, magazine section
Stand and browse magazines, tone calf muscles at the same time. No need to buy OSIM.
12) Best place to cycle 100m at decent speed and practise not knocking down people
Winner: Bedok Jetty
Try avoiding anglers, couples, running kids, dogs, prams, joggers, other cyclists, aunties, smokers, picnic goers, etc, practically anyone who just wants to be there.
13) Best place to hold your breath and withhold the 'excitement' of ascending an escalator
Winner: Escalator to Lido Cineplax
Did I mention the escalator is long, narrow and steep?
14) Best place to practise keeping calm and not strangle the staff on duty
Winner: NUH 24 hr emergency department
They think they are working in a non-emergency department.
15) Best place to practise human squeeze another human game and not be squeezed to death
Winner: Raffles Place MRT train, from 6pm – 8pm. Pick your preference timeslot to play.
You must get all 4 limbs plus head into the cabin to play, failure means disqualified and you will be fatally punished.
16) Best bus service number to wait for while applying a sheet of facial mask
Winner: SBS service 52 (plys between Jurong East and Bishan)
Next arrival time on electronic signboard reads 33 minutes.
17) Best tram service to wait for and to do a full manicure (35minutes) at the same time
Winner: Sentosa Beach-tram service
Even if the next beach-tram arrives, it would be too packed and you would not be able to board it.
18) Best encounter of a spooky customer service
Winner: Singtel
They employ phantom customer service managers who promised will get back to you.
19) Best place to get a full body massage plus facial when sick
Winner: Clementi Polyclinic
Waiting time, consultation time and medicine collection time add up to 3 hours.
I apologize for the error of judgement made by me in failing to appreciate the reasons behind the existence of each subject matter mentioned in this blog.
Enuff said.
Winner: Monopoly, Singapore Edition.
Instead of using 4 MRT stations to earn income, ought to have use ERP gantries instead.
2) Best place to practise bladder control kungfu
Winner: Ladies at Parco Bugis Junction.
The long queue snakes right out of the toilet into the shopping mall.
3) Best place to practise not getting a headache after all that spinning
Winner: Carpark leading to Central
The long and winding entrance up to the carpark is gruesome enough to make the weak-hearted vomit.
4) Best place to practise human squeeze human kungfu and not be knocked down by passing vehicles.
Winner: Pedestrian crossing linking Bugis Village and Parco Bugis Junction.
The huge crowd simply spills onto the road.
5) Best place to break a (high) heel
Winner: That glass door entrance of Isetan Scotts
The heavy and thick glass wall of this shopping mall is a menace.
6) Best place to train those biceps
Winner: That glass door entrance of Isetan Scotts
The heavy and thick glass wall of this shopping mall is a dumbbell in disguise.
7) Best place to hone sharp eye power
Winner: Food Republic
Try looking for a vacant seat at this forever crowded eatery is good practice for sharp eyes.
8) Best hidden interchange
Winner: Outram MRT station (interchange)
The interchange is located deep...deep...down underground. Just keep on walking la.
9) Best place to ka-chiao the customer service officers for directions AND short cuts to a particular shop
Winner: Vivo city customer service
Those ladies seem to know every possible direction and short cut in this HUGE shopping mall.
10) Best air-conditioned access to cityview, plus it is free
Winner: Level 12 onwards, The National Library
Need I say more?
11) Best place to tone those calf muscles
Winner: Kinokuniya, magazine section
Stand and browse magazines, tone calf muscles at the same time. No need to buy OSIM.
12) Best place to cycle 100m at decent speed and practise not knocking down people
Winner: Bedok Jetty
Try avoiding anglers, couples, running kids, dogs, prams, joggers, other cyclists, aunties, smokers, picnic goers, etc, practically anyone who just wants to be there.
13) Best place to hold your breath and withhold the 'excitement' of ascending an escalator
Winner: Escalator to Lido Cineplax
Did I mention the escalator is long, narrow and steep?
14) Best place to practise keeping calm and not strangle the staff on duty
Winner: NUH 24 hr emergency department
They think they are working in a non-emergency department.
15) Best place to practise human squeeze another human game and not be squeezed to death
Winner: Raffles Place MRT train, from 6pm – 8pm. Pick your preference timeslot to play.
You must get all 4 limbs plus head into the cabin to play, failure means disqualified and you will be fatally punished.
16) Best bus service number to wait for while applying a sheet of facial mask
Winner: SBS service 52 (plys between Jurong East and Bishan)
Next arrival time on electronic signboard reads 33 minutes.
17) Best tram service to wait for and to do a full manicure (35minutes) at the same time
Winner: Sentosa Beach-tram service
Even if the next beach-tram arrives, it would be too packed and you would not be able to board it.
18) Best encounter of a spooky customer service
Winner: Singtel
They employ phantom customer service managers who promised will get back to you.
19) Best place to get a full body massage plus facial when sick
Winner: Clementi Polyclinic
Waiting time, consultation time and medicine collection time add up to 3 hours.
I apologize for the error of judgement made by me in failing to appreciate the reasons behind the existence of each subject matter mentioned in this blog.
Enuff said.
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