Part 1 of 2_Magneto speaks (via video conferencing)

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In a sequel to the popular X-MEN series, I, Magneto, have come up with brilliant ideas to recruit more Mutants. In view of my past accolades, a link has been created for your easy reference:

http://theaurora-lin.blogspot.com/2008/02/blog-post.html


Below is a brief history of what actually went through the minds of both the escapees prior to the “Great Escape” from the Singapore Subordinate Courts on 11 June 2008.


Escapee 1: Inflation has hit an all time high. I still have to a wife to feed and 6 children to look after. Magneto promised to supply me with 1 year's supply of rice, $300 petrol fuel vouchers per month. In return, I must agree to be injected with some Mutant gene-booster so as to escape from the lock up cell invented by him. I was to pass by the CCTV and yet still appear to look like a policeman.


Escapee 2: The area I lived in has yet another victim contracting the Chikungunya fever. I am very scared and in view of this, Magneto promised to provide me with anti-Chikungunya virus. In return, I must escape from the lock up cell to work for him.

As the plan to escape from lock up cell is now thwarted, all I can say it that these two potential Mutants are having bad luck. Just too bad, they could not make it to the shooting scene of X MEN 4.

Cast in chronological order :
Escapee 1
Escapee 2
Minister

&

Magneto

Escapee 1, Escapee 2: You and me

We used to be together (in the lock up cell)

Everyday together always

I really feel

That I'm losing my best friend

I can't believe

This could be the end

It looks as though you're letting go

And if it's real

Well I don't want to know

Escapee 1: Don't speak

I know just what you're saying

So please stop explaining

Don't tell me cause it hurts

Don't speak

I know what you're thinking

I don't need your reasons

Don't tell me cause it hurts

Escapee 2: Our memories

Well, they can be inviting

But some are altogether

Mighty frightening

As we die, both you and I

With my head in my hands

I sit and cry

Minister: Don't speak

I know just what you're saying

So please stop explaining

Don't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)

Don't speak

I know what you're thinking

I don't need your reasons

Don't tell me cause it hurts

Escapee 1, Escapee 2: It's all ending

I gotta stop pretending who we are...(are we really Mutants?)

You and me I can see us dying...are we?

Magneto: Don't speak

I know just what you're saying

So please stop explaining

Don't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)

Don't speak

I know what you're thinking

I don't need your reasons

Don't tell me cause it hurts

Don't tell me cause it hurts!

I know what you're saying

So please stop explaining

Together: Don't speak,

don't speak,

don't speak,

oh I know what you're thinking

And I don't need your reasons

Minister (to dying escapees): I know you're good,

I know you're good,

I know you're real good

Oh, la la la la la la La la la la la la

Don't, Don't, uh-huh Hush, hush darling Hush, hush darling

Hush, hush don't tell me tell me cause it hurts

Hush, hush darling Hush, hush darling

Hush, hush don't tell me tell me cause it hurts