Diary of Blue version 3.0

(Guess who am I ?)

(No cheating, do not click on me to see answer)

Harlow everybody, this is Grover here (smile). Greetings to all. I shall sleep next to Blue version 2.0 later. Since he is senior, I shall start by shaking his hand and introducing myself. Oh dear, Blue version 2.0 has circles for fingers, the circle is as round as his head. Blue version 2.0 is of Japanese origins. I have not learnt to speak Japanese, might as well hug him tight when I see him later, since actions speak louder than words. Hee. Think his name is X.D.D. Xiao Ding Dong or something similar to that >__* .

I must not forget another senior. He is Blue version 1.0. Singapore does not sell his plushie anymore, so it has become sort of limited edition. The last time he was spotted was at a kiosk in Parco Bugis junction aeon years ago. Too expensive and thus my master did not buy him (snigger). Well, if my master misses Blue version 1.0, she always has the option of looking at New Town Secondary School pupils in their uniforms. A close substitute but I would say nothing comes close to the original (made in Germany) version.

I like to crap around, and I think I shall do a good job entertaining my master. Let me see, where shall I start... ...

Question: Who is more talkative, bread or kopi?
Answer: Bread.
Because breadtalk whereas kopitiam.

(Me being comfortable and relaxed)

I know I will never be thrown out despite being crappy. For all you know, my master is just as crappy as me. Ehh, what did I just crap about?