Are you allergic to nuts ?

Time goes by and more than one person have commented that I do not look like my age. Well, it is time to sit up and listen. Fortunately, people commented that I look younger than my age, not older, mind you. People who were total strangers to me but met up because of work told me that I look young. And I saw the twinkle of envy in their eyes, no joke.

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Then there are aunties at hawker centres who still call me “小妹，要吃什么？”

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Perhaps, I will take this opportunity to share my well-kept secret of youth with all of you. Ahem, no need to thank me. No need lah, I just need sponsors when I next stock up on junk food.

(1) I do not smoke.

(2) I am a light / social drinker.

(3) I exercise only if I remember to do so.

(4) I snack a lot on junk food.

(I have ranked the junk food in order of merit, starting from #2. )

(rank # 2)

(rank # 3)

(rank # 4)

(rank # 5)

(rank # 6)

(5) You can try to imagine what will be #1 on my list.

(6) I eat red meat (pork, duck, beef) about twice a week.

(7) I do not eat proper lunch and last week, I missed lunch twice because of workshops, meetings and ad hoc work.

(8) I eat CQYD brand instant noodles and I put in half a sachet of MSG-laden soup base.

(9) I drink Body Cleanser every month. Throw in ice cubes, insert straw, sip slowly. Viola.

(10) I sleep around 10.00pm.

(11) I wake up at 3.00am, sometimes at 5.30am.

(12) I do nothing else but cycle about 30 km each time because I have nothing better to do.

(13) I drink the night before I exercise, for example, jog.

(14) The liquer I drink has to be at least alc 17% vol. Guaranteed to yield amazing results, as I found out this morning. My pace was better than expected, and I was enjoying myself much throughout.


Warning: My horoscope in the newspapers for today reads: Go nuts today as long as you are indulging yourself. Well, do you believe in nuts? (",)